This Little Piggy Needs A Shot

$35.00

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Color White Natural

Size S M L XL 2XL

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You survived the week. This little piggy's collecting his reward. 🐷➡️🍸

You held it together Monday through Friday, so the least the universe owes you is one (1) well-earned drink and zero guilt about it. Sythe is for people who stopped pretending they're fine and started laughing about it instead. Consider this your permission slip.

The essentials: soft, made-to-order Gildan Softstyle, unisex fit, sizes S to 2XL. Full fabric and care details in the product details below.

Wear it to happy hour, brunch, or your group chat's next "just one drink."

Shirt Details

100% ring spun cotton

Lightweight fabric at 4.5 oz per square yard

Modern unisex fit

Crew neckline

Tear away label

Reinforced shoulders

Printed to order

The White option may appear slightly off white due to the natural properties of the fabric.

Fit

This shirt has a regular unisex fit.

Order your usual size for a standard fit.

Size up for a roomier or more relaxed fit.

Referencing the Size Chart

Refer to the image below.

Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches.

To find the best fit, lay one of your favorite shirts flat and compare its measurements with the chart.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with similar colors.

Do not bleach.

Tumble dry on low heat.

Iron or steam on low heat.

Do not dry clean.

Shipping

Every shirt is printed to order, so production occurs before shipping.

Shipping prices and available delivery options are shown at checkout.

United States Economy Shipping

Prices begin at $3.99.

Delivery generally takes 4 to 8 business days after fulfillment.

United States Standard Shipping

Prices begin at $4.75.

Delivery generally takes 2 to 5 business days after fulfillment.

International Standard Shipping

The price depends on the destination and is calculated at checkout.

Delivery generally takes 10 to 30 business days after fulfillment.

International orders may also experience customs processing delays. Customers may be responsible for customs duties, import taxes, or other fees charged by their country.

Economy shipping is not currently available for international orders.

Delivery estimates are not guaranteed and may be affected by holidays, carrier delays, severe weather, customs processing, or an incorrect delivery address.